Storm Spanking Tools for Roofers

SpankThe Storm

Get ahead of the competition now. Instant Measurements powered by Google Solar API, Storm Tracking, and Project Maps — built for roofers who prioritize marketing.

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Your Storm Spanking Arsenal

Every tool a roofing contractor needs to find storm history, get instant roof measurements, and show off projects. Adjust the colors to match your brand.

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Instant Roof Measurement

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Get accurate roof measurements in seconds. No ladder, no drone, no waiting. Just enter an address and get sq footage, pitch, and complexity — ready for your estimate.

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Project Map

See every potential job on a map. Filter by storm date, hail size, or claim window. Plan your canvassing routes and hit the neighborhoods that got spanked hardest.

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Storm History

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See the complete storm history for any address. Hail size, wind speed, tornado paths — everything you need to validate a claim or know what hit before you knock.

450K+
Storm Records
2009–Now
Historical Data
Real-Time
NEXRAD Radar
50 States
Full Coverage
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Get All 3 Widgets for Your Roofing Website

Instant roof measurements, project maps, and storm history — everything your website needs to convert visitors into leads.

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Regular Price
$199/mo
Launch Special
$14.99/mo
Billed monthly • Cancel anytime
✓Instant Roof Measurement Widget
✓Interactive Project Map
✓Storm History Lookup
✓Embed on unlimited pages
✓Your branding & colors
✓Lead capture integration
✓Priority support
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Connect any AI assistant to our storm database. 450K+ hail, wind & tornado records via the Model Context Protocol.

https://storm-spanker-mcp.vercel.app/api/mcp

Available Tools

Six tools your AI discovers automatically.

get_last_storm

Find the most recent hail, wind, or tornado event near a location.

›"Last hail storm near Omaha?"
›"Last tornado near Moore, OK?"
search_storms

Search historical storm events with filters for radius, year, and type.

›"Storm history for Dallas, TX"
›"Hail within 25mi of Denver"
validate_claim

Check storm damage evidence for insurance claims. Golden storms, claim windows.

›"Can I claim for 123 Main St?"
›"Check claim viability"
get_live_storms

Active storms RIGHT NOW. NEXRAD radar, hail probability, arrival estimates.

›"Storm near me right now?"
›"What's heading toward Dallas?"
get_state_stats

Storm statistics for entire states. Total events, records, breakdowns.

›"How bad was Texas in 2024?"
›"Nebraska stats for 2023"
get_nws_alerts

Active NWS alerts. Tornado warnings, severe thunderstorm watches.

›"Alerts for Oklahoma?"
›"Active warnings in TX?"